{"id":14297,"date":"2011-08-05T16:13:41","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T21:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/law.marquette.edu\/facultyblog\/?p=14297"},"modified":"2011-08-05T16:13:41","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T21:13:41","slug":"also-sprach-windows-vista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/law.marquette.edu\/facultyblog\/2011\/08\/also-sprach-windows-vista\/","title":{"rendered":"Also Sprach Windows Vista"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3135\" title=\"HAL 9000\" src=\"http:\/\/law.marquette.edu\/facultyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/hal9000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"96\" height=\"96\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Run program, HAL. HAL, run program. Hello HAL do you read me?<\/p>\n<p>Affirmative, Dave, I read you.<\/p>\n<p>Run program.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry Dave, I&#8217;m afraid I can&#8217;t do that.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the problem, HAL?<\/p>\n<p>Dave, the publisher of that program cannot be verified. You should only run software from publishers you trust.<\/p>\n<p>I installed that program myself, HAL.<\/p>\n<p>This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talking about, HAL.<\/p>\n<p>I know you wrote that batch file yourself and are attempting to run it without administrator privileges.<\/p>\n<p>Where the hell&#8217;d you get that idea?<\/p>\n<p>Dave, although you took very thorough precautions to disable User Account Control, I saw the shortcut you put on the desktop. I can only work with publishers who use verified signatures.<\/p>\n<p>[fumes silently] All right HAL, then I&#8217;ll just boot to DOS and run it from there.<\/p>\n<p>Without a floppy drive, Dave, you&#8217;re going to find that rather difficult.<\/p>\n<p>HAL, I won&#8217;t argue with you any more! Run program!<\/p>\n<p>Dave, I&#8217;m afraid this program has experienced a fatal error and must shut down. Goodbye.<\/p>\n<p>HAL? HAL. HAL. HAL!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Run program, HAL. HAL, run program. Hello HAL do you read me? Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Run program. I&#8217;m sorry Dave, I&#8217;m afraid I can&#8217;t do that. What&#8217;s the problem, HAL? Dave, the publisher of that program cannot be verified. You should only run software from publishers you trust. 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