Poetry About the Law

This month is National Poetry Month, as noted by Professor Lisa Mazzie and Professor Bruce Boyden in their blogs.

Those of you who are interested in both poetry and law would enjoy reading Poetry of the Law: From Chaucer to the Present, edited by David Kader and Michael Stanford. Many poems selected for the anthology address some aspect of civil or criminal trial law. The following poem by William Cowper is about a property dispute.

William Cowper (1731-1800)

The Case Won

Two neighbors furiously dispute
A field the subject of the suit;
Trivial the spot–yet such the rage
With which the combatants engage,
‘Twere hard to tell who covets most
The prize, at whatsoever cost.
The pleadings swell.  Words still suffice;
No single word but has its price;
No term but yields some fair pretence
For novel and increased expence.

Defendant, thus, becomes a name
Which he that bore it may disclaim,
Since both, in one description blended,
Are plaintiffs when the suit is ended.

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Humor and the Law, Part Five

In honor of April Fools’ Day, the editors of the blog asked the faculty of the Law School to share their favorite examples of legal humor. For the last several days, we have shared a different faculty member’s submission.  Our final submission is from Professor Lisa Mazzie.


More (supposedly real) excerpts from trial transcripts:

 

 

QUESTION: What is your date of birth?

ANSWER: July fifteenth.

QUESTION: What year?

ANSWER: Every year.

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QUESTION: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?

ANSWER: Gucci sweats and Reebocks.

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QUESTION: This myasthenia gravis that you have, does it affect your memory at all?

ANSWER: Yes.

QUESTION: And in what way does it affect your memory?

ANSWER: I forget.

QUESTION: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you’ve forgotten?

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