“More coffee dear?”
“Hmm? Oh, yes please. Did you see this story in the newspaper? The Zombie Party has come out in favor of the President’s health reform plan.”
“Isn’t that good? I thought that you were in favor of health reform.”
“I am, but I don’t trust these Zombies. They are not rational. You can’t talk to them. Have you seen the television footage of those town hall meetings? It’s just a sea of screaming faces. The raw emotion of these Zombies is terrifying.”
“So why is the Zombie Party supporting health care reform?”
“The story says that they will support the plan if the Democrats put the ‘death panel’ provisions back in. It seems that Zombies favor ‘end of life planning,’ although for some reason their representatives in Congress keep referring to it as ‘planning for the end of life.’ I just don’t trust these Zombies.”